Mutation---Becomin' a ROACH!!!!

sssshhhh secret..woke up @ 2 in the afternoon.guess papa shud hv left me juz like tht and i mite be sleeping till now 4 all i know.
If u want 2 know laziness personified,then it should be I ,my guess.Waking up,preparing breakfast,not eating it,going to sleep,wake up in the afternooon,hv the breakfast i prepared,then watch a movie,or listen 2 songs on the channels almost all jobless ppl watch,then go to sleep again,act as though I am Miss.Busy Bee when papa & bro come from office 'n college respectively and then take bath,giving 'xcuses abt how i had 2 wait on ppl all thro the day and sometimes lying tht thtz the second time i'm having bath,then prepare dinner,act b4 Papa tht I'm not like other gals watching movies 'n songs and mooning over handsome hunks which i do 4 the whole day and stick 2 NDTV 'n CNBC when papa is there at home not even letting him watch Euro 2004 or ODI bet.England and WI or Rabobank cup match between India and Netherlands or stupid soaps he watches once in a while (therez a lie once again,he watches one daily and couple on weekends),pull a fight with bro 4 the sake of fighting,then chtg with a guy all night who is desperate 2 find his looks that he never had or some gal who wud complete him-with something he doesnt hv-looks.Actually,he is not bad looking.I cant get from where does this notion of he lacking looks come 2 him.Guess soon,my DNA sequence is going 2 be identified with that of cockroach as i am not able 2 fathom my nocturnal inclinations.If u think,its bcoz of my sleepin thro the day,i think its the other way around.I am turning into Periplaneta americana or should i say Indiana.Everybody beware,here is the most dreaded mutation taking place!!!!!!!